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Kitchen includes a newly fitted reason to leave and never come back.
I like that weird little table but fuckin Chucky over there is a deal breaker
The only body positivity I need is gray sweatpants for people that don’t have meat snakes it’s not fair
they should make it easier
what?
Everything. All of it
(via greatnorthernofficial)
I am incredibly close to losing my shit
the phantom
exterior like fish rags, interior like suicide wrist-red
I could exercise you, this could be your phys-ed. Cheat on your man homie
AAGH I tried to sneak through the door man! Can’t make it.
Can’t make it. Shit’s stuck.
DOOR STUCK! DOOR STUCK!
PLEASE! I BEG YOU!
We’re dead.
You’re a genuine dick sucker.
See Results
(via doorstuck)
Isaiah Monroe, CEC Engineer.
Saw some Dead Space ass armor for the Mirage core, so I decided to mighty morphin’ fuse that shit together with the dead space engineering suits to create… this!
The Concord Heavy Duty Engineering Suit.
Taking the red hats off of half a dozen gnomes and loading them carefully, tearfully, into a revolver.
Please could you gnomes just hold the fuck still- wait
Where’s the sixth one
runs away as fast as fuckign possible coughing and and hacking and wheezing and crying
(via kasaron)
